its too late tonight....

(Schmalkalden, Germany, June 23)
tonight is the final tuesday night in schmalkalden.. basically what does that mean.. well its the last night that the students club is open late.. and we have to pretty much take full advantage of that..

finally the weather is starting to co operate.. it is finally not raining at night.. i have a hypothesis as to the reason why.. i finally found an umbrella.. yep.. the good ol reverse cursing.. its like putting away winter boots.. it always snows shortly after.. well the reverse curse is the better way to go.. although i am out 7 euro. it was an expensive umbrella.. oh well..

to celebrate the weather.. bbq time.. although the bbqs in germany are pretty much pathetic.. its pretty much going back about 5öö years in bbq technology.. the wheel probably had yet to be invented when these bbqs first struck the market.. although i bet they were popular as hell because they are everywhere.. anywho.. the food cooked.. and no one got sick.. just took forever using medievil technology..

along with food there was of course beer.. and wine for the ladies.. but i finally arrive to the reason for my post.. the bbq and predrinking did not actualy last that long.. pretty quick.. an hour or so.. well in the span of that hour.. one wonderful soul within our little gathering decided to down as much as she could.. not a great idea.. she downed a bottle of wine faster than people could down a single beer.. the reaosn i know this... because she was going after peoples second beers before they finished their first.. pretty crazy..

next piece of the puzzle.. she is only 19.. and well 19yr olds do not get drunk elequently.. basically all hell breaks loose.. they have no control.. i only realize this being 5 years removed from being 19.. i now have the ability to become the dignified drunk.. oh.. i still do stupid shit.. pranks and crap.. although with much more poise than 19 yr olds.. they lack.. well just lack something.. i have NO idea when i found it.. i think it just showed up like the montly presents in the tampex commercials.. i feel that i notice this the most when there is a 19 yr old that is drunk among people who are at least 3 years older.. i honestly feel like a parent taking a child to the zoo.... and honestly which one of these things is not like the other..

heres an example.. there are 5 equally drunk individuals.. one 19.. and three 23, and one 24.. the 23 yr olds and the 24 yr old.. chatting relaxed.. playing beer darts.. laughing.. singing the opening song to the lion king.. AND the 19 yr old.. SCREAMING! running around like their hair is on fire.. screwing up the lyrics to the opening song to the lion king.. i know.. the last part is apalling.. i know.. there is worse..

projectile vomit all over the bathroom.. the walls.. the floor.. the outside of the toilet.. i know this because i had to supervise her while she cleaned it up.. i only thought there was crap on the floor.. (i am drunk).. and no.. when she is done with the floor. the inspection reveals puke going down the wall.. ew..

basically that was when we put the kids to bed.. and partyd like adults till the sun came up..