Hey.. well this is the first post.. and well it is taken from my journal of sorts.. so it is written today on june 2.. but actualy takes place may 30-31.. it is more or less taken right from my journal..
(calgary, canada, may30)
so i have decided that now.. and pretty much only within the last two hours has this trip actualy started to become a reality.. i have spent the last month at home well.. cocooned in a little shell.. i knew this was coming.. people kept asking if i was excited.. well to this point.. no.. not really.. the 30th was just another day...although i frantically spent my last moments in my house updating and creating a playlist for the ipod i was so generously lended..200 songs to keep me company for two months... i swear i will hate ALL of it when i get back..although PoDdYs tunes will keep me company.. i tried to keep some original songs on their.. their randomness appeals to me.. there is nothing better than walking around a city.. going why is this here..lol.. lol.. it was at that very moment where i was like "oh fuck" i am actualy doing this again.. it was a crazy thought.. but as i sit here now in the airport my heart is jackhammer.. (yes i am borrowing that from metric).. but seriously.. 2 months.. i am not sure i am ready for this again.. but oh well.. its a tad late now because the airplane is right there..
(airplane, somewhere, may 31)
so 2 things.. well katie and sarah have been bumped up to first class.. WTF.. seriously!!.. i wish i had connections.. i unfortunatly occupy the space right beside the bathroom...there is something about flushing toilets and people who hack up their lungs while dropping a deuce.. well not really.. apparenlty this is the flight of the rant.. hmm... best part.. 4 hours in.. ambers ipod.. this thing has kept me sane.. i can say lifesaver for sure.. screw the yellow life vest .. if this plane comes down fuck the life vest.. ill grab the ipod.. we have to be honest planes dont generally survive crashes.. so id prefer to pick the right song.. instead of clumsily figuring out what cord to pull.. ANYWHO.. back to the flight.. my single serving friends (watch fight club if you dont get the pop culture reference).. are a nice couple looking to return to germany for the first time in 40 years.. aparently it was the last time they also wore deordorant.. but i think im just bitchy cause im freezing my ass off...
random child screaming.. cant sleep.. the little airplane dude says we are at 39000 ft.. jumping out here isnt really an option.. but damn.. i wish i did that before i left...
i return to freezing my ass off.. i wonder if they are as cold in first class.. i mean seriously.. i have two tshirts on.. a sweater.. and no blankets.. they dont have any more.. i want first class.. i wish i could have been fortunate enough to be transfered there.. although if i went to first class could i ever return to coach.. it was seinfeld.. the first class upgrade. and once youve experienced ityou cant go back..
BEST PART of the flight.. paul blart:mall cop.. the food was shit.. the plane was freezing.. and all i smell is the people i sat beside.. ah!
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okay now that i have actually started reading your blog from the start i can comment...where do i begin...first of all how do you get sent to first class, i need to learn this trick...to bad you got left behind...literally...
ReplyDeleteps...totally agree with saving the ipod..i fly 2-3 times a day and putting on a seat belt at 20000 feet seems insignificant...if the plane is dropping from that altitude your done...might as well enjoy the 0 gravity effect on the way down....
okay so with this blog you should make a "Must pack for next trip list"
1) blanket
:)Chelsie